Monday, July 03, 2006

4:59 PM

okay.
im pissed.
cause she uses my markers to do ome mass production.
and then they're running out of ink.
and she gets money from those mass productions, and i dont
and when my markers run out of ink, i have to use my saving to buy new ones.
no nmore borowwing my markers.
since you're so stingy, i can be too.
and im not your little gillian.
and i dont eat prunes or grapes.
i dont even look like a gillian.
if im a gillian, then you are what?
billian?????!!
okay. im pissed with you.
and i thought you were SO popular and all, the way you talk about yourself at the dinner table.
but it seems, YOU'RE NOT.


we're pretty much the same.
im goin to be stingy like you too.
watch out.
cause what you do to me, is coming straight back at you


Fireman TOM & the Cranola Lady

4:55 PM

okay.
im pissed.
cause she uses my markers to do ome mass production.
and then they're running out of ink.
and she gets money from those mass productions, and i dont
and when my markers run out of ink, i have to use my saving to buy new ones.
no nmore borowwing my markers.
since you're so stingy, i can be too.
and im not your little gillian.
and i dont eat prunes or grapes.
i dont even look like a gillian.
if im a gillian, then you are what?
billian?????!!
okay. im pissed with you.
and i thought you were SO popular and all, the way you talk about yourself at the dinner table.
but it seems, YOU'RE NOT.


we're pretty much the same.
im goin to be stingy like you too.
watch out.
cause what you do to me, is coming straight back at you


Fireman TOM & the Cranola Lady

2:50 PM

okay.
let me continue from yesterday.
so at the hokaido fair, i saw african mandrin oranges.
yes. that dosent make any sense.
especially when its at a hokaido fair.
and how can africa grow chinese oranges?
when dont they just call it arican oranges???

then there was this humongous winne the pooh.
i wanted to takea photo of it for jillian.
but i forgot, and i left the shopping mall.
sorry jillian.

then at food republec, there was this lady thatwas cleaning the table.
and she missed a spot.
and my mum told her then she was like "aiyah, xiao jie, yi diandian bu yong jin de. ni zi ji ma"
then my mum was like looking at her.
then she took out tissuepaper and clean the table.
her expression so funny man. haha.
then i accidently put my elbow in sticky stuff.
then i started cleaning the table too.

okay. and the chairs were vibrating. i duno why.
i keep feeling chairs vibrating.
the ones at kfc vibrate too.
am i the only one who feels them?
hope not.

so i had yi mee, ice kochang, and bento.
the ice kachange was really unique.
cause there was like only 3 syrups, and thy had jelly at the bottom.
those erm nata de coco kind.
but jellier. and it was kind nice:)
and there were like very few redbeans:)

then we went to the giordano at orchard.
much better than compass point's one.
more variety of clothes.
then i went to try jeans.
them i heard my mum telling the sales lady "she never wear jeans before. so she duno how to wear."
omgosh.
so embarassing.
then i just went out and told them
"i know how to wear jeans okay! and this pair of jeans are too small."
then i left the shop to find my dad.
so embarassing.

and i saw shyan there.
luckily not at the shop.

so today.
went for my haircut.
finally.
yup.
i just trimmed it a little.
and it looks so square.
next time, im just going to layer it.
im not going to cut.
and its still super thick.

so left for shop and save cause my mum wanted to go there to get some stuff for my aunt.
shop and save sucks.
i wated chocolate milk
but then everything there was dripping or swimming in water.
its like.
theres something wrong with the cooler and they dont do anything about it.
just let the water seep into the carton of milk.
yuck!
gross. so i put back the milk.
and the biscuits there were all squashed.
and the people there were disgusting.
im not ever going to step into a shop and save for the rest of my life.
cold storage is SO much better.
cause if its not up to standard, my mum'll complain.
ntcu is quite okay.
its in between cold storage and shop and save.
obviously cold storage is better.

and the woman restocking the oranges just threw them into the container.
like hello.
thats food, and they're gonna get spoilt at the rate you throw them
their not ping pong balls you know.
they just drop, and might smash.
and when we were queueing up, this irritating lady at the back kept banging her basket on my leg.
irritating.
and there's like only one counter open in the cold storage.
then there was this old man.
he just had a bottle of green tea.
then he was like "ah mui, jio gui." which means, excuse me.
then i move to one side already.
then he was like "JIUO GUI BUI HIAO TIA HAR??!!!!"
"JIAK KANTANG JIU EH HIAO." which means. duno how to hear huh? eat potato then you know.
i dont know what has this got to do with potatoes.
but.
hello. im teochew too.
i understand but im not fluent in the language thats all.
and then i just stormed down the aile to JIU GUI for him.
damn that old man lah.
then my mum said he was either druck or mad.
okay so i wanna watch nightwatch, and im craving to watch earthsea.

so we went to my cousin's house.
and me and my mum quarelled in the bus, all the way till the lift.
she's so unreasonable.

so my uncle was in crutched.
and then he was crawling with his baby daughter, cause he couldnt stand.
so they 2 were like so funny. crawling on the floor.
then after that he went to play with his daughter's toys.
haha. then he whilstled twinkle twinkle little star, cause the toy he was playing with was singing that song.
and he did other funny stuff lah.
then my mum was like LAO WAN TONG.

so i was supposed to eat ba chor mee.
but then.
i duno what happened, we ended up eating maggi mee.
then i open the pack of wang wang we bought, an then me and my 2 cousins started eating it.
you must bribe them one.
yup. and we almost finished the whole packet.
which is like what? 10 or 11 per person?
anyway.
im sure they ate more than me.
and i was damn full.
then they said they wanted to come to my house and play the duno what robot.
they're like 6 plus.
so my mum siad okay.
then they brought their pillows and bolsters and stuff.
then i was like.
omgosh, are we going up the bus like that?!
but luckily, mum said they would tear the bus down.
so we took a cab instead.
and they stood at the side of the road, and waved at EVERY vehicle they saw.
hrmph.
retarded.
they even waved with their pillows.
so embarassing.
so i finally managed to flag a cab.

so we were beating each other on the way home.
i duno why.
then thy were telling the driver
"12 floor, 12 floor 12 FLOOR!!!!!"
then i was like
"OI! TAXI DONT GO 12 FLOOR ONE LAH!"
i had to shout for them to hear me.
then the taxi driver was like laughing at us.

so im at home now.
and they keep peeking at my sister's room, then screaming and rnning out.
i know its noisy.
but its better than they bugging me.
so my sister is entertaining them.

and im supposed to go shopping at clothes at giordano.
but since they're here, and my dad is like not around.
so my mum has to take care of them.
hrmph.
i want my clothes.
and anyway, giordano's clothes are okay./
and then theres like so much green stuff there.
i want to get something green
cause that shade of green is quite nice.
and i want that green elle top.
i think giordano has a similar design.
i want something brown too.
and something yellow.
i hope we ca go tonight.
but most likely not.
cause mum wants to watch her 9 oclock duno what show.

your a sucker that sucks up to them.
you suck.
LEECH.


Fireman TOM & the Cranola Lady